"voting for ukip is a protest vote!”
what happens when they get into power
is everybody going to sit in awkward silence in their living rooms, clutching the daily mail in one hand and a rich tea biscuit in the other as they silently mouth "i didn’t mean it"
it’s too late
nigel farage kicks your door down
he pins you to the chair
“i heard your great-grandmother was polish” he snarls
in the distance, a dog howls